November 12, 2007


I curse thee, parking lot shark.

For the amount of time it took you to wait for me to unlock my car, offload my purchases, return the shopping cart to the corral and then return to my car and pull out of the space, you could have found another spot AND walked into the store. But instead you waited for me to do all of this. In the meantime you got a little fatter and released unnecessary greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

Park further away. Walk a little. It's good for you and the planet.

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