Lydia the Tattooed Lady

I'm sure some of you are already humming this tune... if not you certainly will be now.

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia
Say, have you met Lydia
Lydia, the tattooed lady
She has eyes that folks adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia
Oh Lydia, the queen of tattoo
On her back is the "Battle Of Waterloo"
Beside it, the "wreck Of The Hesperus" too
And proudly above it
Waves the red, white and blue
You can learn a lot from Lydia

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When her robe is unfurled
She will show you the world
If you step up and tell her where
For a dime, you can see Kankakee or Par-ee
Or Washington, crossing the Delaware

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Oh Lydia, oh Lydia
Say, have you met Lydia
Lydia, the tattooed lady
When her muscles start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia
Oh Lydia, the queen of them all
For two bits, she will do a mazurka in jazz
With a view of Niagara that nobody has
And on a clear day, you can see Alcatraz
You can learn a lot from Lydia

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Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on

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Here is Grover Whelen, unveilin' the Trilon
Over the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on
Here's Nijinsky a-doin' the rhumba
Here's her social security numba

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Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclo-pedia
Oh Lydia, the champ of them all
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
And now, the old boy's in command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia

I said Lydia
(He said Lydia)
They said Lydia
We said Lydia, la la